Don't click or your IP will be banned


Hittin' The Web with the Allman Brothers Band Forum
You are not logged in

< Last Thread   Next Thread ><<  1    2  >>Ascending sortDescending sorting  
Author: Subject: I just let out a big ol ripper

Peach Extraordinaire





Posts: 4622
(4622 all sites)
Registered: 8/15/2007
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/11/2010 at 06:20 PM
thought id share

 

____________________
To put someone in isolation, is an act of hostility





 
Replies:

Sublime Peach



Karma:
Posts: 7049
(7049 all sites)
Registered: 6/18/2004
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/11/2010 at 08:37 PM
Thanksgiving here in Canada. The Turkey farts are monumental.

 

____________________
Hey Yankees, you can take your crappy trophy's and shove them right up your asses!

 

True Peach



Karma:
Posts: 10334
(10333 all sites)
Registered: 8/16/2005
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/11/2010 at 08:41 PM
Do you have your "depends"
on?

 

____________________

 

Peach Pro



Karma:
Posts: 208
(211 all sites)
Registered: 6/16/2010
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/11/2010 at 09:40 PM
Sometimes life is just plain good....ain't it?

BD

 

____________________
"With the help of God and true friends, I've come to realize
I still have two strong legs and even wings to fly"

Gregg Allman
"Ain't Wastin' Time No More"

 

Peach Extraordinaire



Karma:
Posts: 4622
(4622 all sites)
Registered: 8/15/2007
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/11/2010 at 09:57 PM
quote:
Do you have your "depends"
on?
nope commando im gambling with the houses money haha

 

____________________
To put someone in isolation, is an act of hostility










 

Extreme Peach



Karma:
Posts: 1302
(1302 all sites)
Registered: 7/22/2008
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/12/2010 at 08:16 AM
quote:
quote:
Do you have your "depends"
on?
nope commando im gambling with the houses money haha


hahaha

 

Zen Peach



Karma:
Posts: 23558
(24060 all sites)
Registered: 1/2/2004
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/12/2010 at 08:29 AM
Like my brother-in-law always says, "It's better to bear the shame than bear the pain."

 

____________________

 

Peach Extraordinaire



Karma:
Posts: 4622
(4622 all sites)
Registered: 8/15/2007
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/12/2010 at 08:43 AM
hell no shame sumtimes i enjoy letting them fly

 

____________________
To put someone in isolation, is an act of hostility










 

Peach Extraordinaire



Karma:
Posts: 4481
(4487 all sites)
Registered: 9/10/2003
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/12/2010 at 10:49 AM
Man, I was fartin' like a dang bank mule this morning. Some lady came down the bread aisle and ruined my bread set diggin in the back for fresher bagel thins, so I let an SBD that would have peeled the paint off a wall. The lady left rather abruptly and I finished putting my bread up.


 

Maximum Peach



Karma:
Posts: 9082
(9082 all sites)
Registered: 2/25/2003
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/12/2010 at 12:01 PM
quote:
Like my brother-in-law always says, "It's better to bear the shame than bear the pain."


And like my grandmother used to say, "Let em out, they don't pay no rent."

I miss grandma!!

 

Peach Pro



Karma:
Posts: 492
(492 all sites)
Registered: 4/17/2010
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/12/2010 at 05:31 PM
I was just thinking what the hell is wrong with you and while i was laughing your friend peachygurl said whats so funny so i told her what you wrote and she said "Hes warped"..... all in good fun!

 

____________________
Former temporary owner of Charlie Tabersfootball.....till someone decided to be a douche at the Peachfest and take off with it!!!!

 

Peach Extraordinaire



Karma:
Posts: 4622
(4622 all sites)
Registered: 8/15/2007
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/12/2010 at 09:53 PM
most def all in good fun a friend that has passed away use to go into crowded departmentstores during the peak shopping season and would let them fly and believe me hi made yours eyes water

 

____________________
To put someone in isolation, is an act of hostility










 

Ultimate Peach



Karma:
Posts: 2711
(3054 all sites)
Registered: 8/16/2004
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/12/2010 at 11:22 PM
Caution Flammable - remember No Smoking at the same time.
you know the old saying...it's all fun till' someone gets hurt.


----------------------------------------------------------------
maple leafs - maybe one day they will know greatness and that
day may never come, but for now they can always look up to
the canadiens and yankees and dream.

---------------------------------------------
a # 27 production. ;-)

 

Zen Peach



Karma:
Posts: 23558
(24060 all sites)
Registered: 1/2/2004
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/13/2010 at 02:31 PM
I used to work with a guy building houses who was notorious for bustin' out and then lure the co-workers in for a whiff. He'd just laugh while we were gagging.

One day, I had opportunity for a little payback. I was in a closet hanging trim and called out to him. "Hey Gene, can you come here for a second, please?" He walked in, his nose wrinkled, and he hollered out, "Good God!!! A teaspoon of that and five gallons of water would make a bucket of $hit!!"


 

____________________

 

Peach Extraordinaire



Karma:
Posts: 4622
(4622 all sites)
Registered: 8/15/2007
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/13/2010 at 03:43 PM
i wonder if they can pipe me up and see if the methane can power the local streetlights??

 

____________________
To put someone in isolation, is an act of hostility










 

Peach Pro



Karma:
Posts: 492
(492 all sites)
Registered: 4/17/2010
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/13/2010 at 08:59 PM
quote:
i wonder if they can pipe me up and see if the methane can power the local streetlights??


yeah its official...your warped!

 

____________________
Former temporary owner of Charlie Tabersfootball.....till someone decided to be a douche at the Peachfest and take off with it!!!!

 

Peach Extraordinaire



Karma:
Posts: 4622
(4622 all sites)
Registered: 8/15/2007
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/13/2010 at 09:04 PM
quote:
quote:
i wonder if they can pipe me up and see if the methane can power the local streetlights??


yeah its official...your warped!
could you imagine if my gas was methane id go cut a deal with cox capitiol theatre

 

____________________
To put someone in isolation, is an act of hostility










 

Peach Pro



Karma:
Posts: 492
(492 all sites)
Registered: 4/17/2010
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/14/2010 at 07:57 PM
*sigh*......

 

____________________
Former temporary owner of Charlie Tabersfootball.....till someone decided to be a douche at the Peachfest and take off with it!!!!

 

True Peach



Karma:
Posts: 10334
(10333 all sites)
Registered: 8/16/2005
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/14/2010 at 08:16 PM
quote:
quote:
quote:
i wonder if they can pipe me up and see if the methane can power the local streetlights??


yeah its official...your warped!
could you imagine if my gas was methane id go cut a deal with cox capitiol theatre
It is "methane". flick a lighter next to your blow-hole next time you "let a ripper" HE-HE-HE!

 

____________________

 

Peach Pro



Karma:
Posts: 492
(492 all sites)
Registered: 4/17/2010
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/14/2010 at 08:41 PM
Dont encourage him please...because then everyone here and on Facebook find out that he just let out a big ol ripper!! hehe

 

____________________
Former temporary owner of Charlie Tabersfootball.....till someone decided to be a douche at the Peachfest and take off with it!!!!

 

True Peach



Karma:
Posts: 10334
(10333 all sites)
Registered: 8/16/2005
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/14/2010 at 09:03 PM
Have at it "captain blue-flame" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLph3wLyTo4&NR=1 ill bet she's a fun date!
p.s. make sure the fire dept. is paid off ifin ya live in tennessee

[Edited on 10/15/2010 by pops42]

 

____________________

 

Ultimate Peach



Karma:
Posts: 3056
(3057 all sites)
Registered: 5/23/2004
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/15/2010 at 09:51 PM
A fellow woke up one morning and discovered that whenever he broke wind, it sounded like a Japanese motorcycle, so he called his doctor.

The doc told him to come in for an examination. When it was over he told the patient that he had a really bad infection in his lower intestine and that was the cause of the sound effects.

The guy was puzzled. "Why should that make any difference?" he asked.

The doc answered, "Haven't you ever heard that abscess makes the fart go Honda?"

(Sorry -- but not very ! )

Billastro

 

____________________
Canis Major: The Original Skydog

https://www.davidmalin.com/fujii/source/CMa.html

"I can't say as ever I was lost, but I was bewildered once for three days."

—Daniel Boone

 

Peach Pro



Karma:
Posts: 492
(492 all sites)
Registered: 4/17/2010
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/16/2010 at 12:26 PM
Tee hee...lets not get him started on how his farts sound!!!

 

____________________
Former temporary owner of Charlie Tabersfootball.....till someone decided to be a douche at the Peachfest and take off with it!!!!

 

World Class Peach



Karma:
Posts: 5574
(5573 all sites)
Registered: 4/18/2002
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/17/2010 at 11:16 AM
Great Granny finally decided to go to the nursing home since she couldn't take care of herself anymore. She was sitting in the chair in her new room and the attendant noticed she was leaning way over to the right so he helped straighten her up in the chair.
A little while later another attendant noticed Great Granny leaning to the left and he helped her straighten up in the chair.
Later in the day one of her grand daughters came to visit and asked her how she was adjusting to the new environment.
Great Granny, being old enough to say as she pleases tells her grand daughter: " The food is good, the place is pleasant, and the folks pay a lot of attention to you, but they just won't let you lean over and fart.

 

____________________
All photos posted of family, friends, and places, including those of historic ABB value, by this poster are copyrighted by the poster, or posted by permission of the copywriter.
None of those photos may be reproduced for commercial gain.

 

Ultimate Peach



Karma:
Posts: 3056
(3057 all sites)
Registered: 5/23/2004
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/17/2010 at 08:17 PM
quote:
Tee hee...lets not get him started on how his farts sound!!!
I'd rather be a smart feller than a fart smeller...

Billastro

 

____________________
Canis Major: The Original Skydog

https://www.davidmalin.com/fujii/source/CMa.html

"I can't say as ever I was lost, but I was bewildered once for three days."

—Daniel Boone

 
<<  1    2  >>  


Powered by XForum 1.81.1 by Trollix Software

Privacy | Terms of Service | Report Infringement | Personal Data Management | Contact Us
The ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND name, The ALLMAN BROTHERS name, likenesses, logos, mushroom design and peach truck are all registered trademarks of THE ABB MERCHANDISING CO., INC. whose rights are specifically reserved. Any artwork, visual, or audio representations used on this web site CONTAINING ANY REGISTERED TRADEMARKS are under license from The ABB MERCHANDISING CO., INC. A REVOCABLE, GRATIS LICENSE IS GRANTED TO ALL REGISTERED PEACH CORP MEMBERS FOR The DOWNLOADING OF ONE COPY FOR PERSONAL USE ONLY. ANY DISTRIBUTION OR REPRODUCTION OF THE TRADEMARKS CONTAINED HEREIN ARE PROHIBITED AND ARE SPECIFICALLY RESERVED BY THE ABB MERCHANDISING CO.,INC.
site by Hittin' the Web Group with www.experiencewasabi3d.com