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  posted on 7/7/2010 at 10:27 PM
FENCE TEST

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, check this out....

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian,
He wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders why the government isn't taking care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course.)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he's offended.

I guess you know which side of the fence I'm on..............


 
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  posted on 7/7/2010 at 10:33 PM
How deep a hole should you dig for a 4x4 post, about six feet tall?

I was thinking 2 feet would do, then put a bag of quickcrete in.

but, i'm digging into rock, so i think i'll go down a foot, then put some spikes in the ground and in the bottom of the fence, for the cement to hold on to.

or, rent a jack hammer i guess.

 

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  posted on 7/7/2010 at 11:22 PM
Personally, I'm partial to the fencing that only requires driving a stake into the ground to hold the fence post and then it's all just putting it together without digging or pouring. I mean, it won't keep elephants in...or out, but it's easy.

 

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  posted on 7/7/2010 at 11:27 PM
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I'm a HUGE fan of fences in certain circumstances.


I'm a huge fan of fencing iin certain circumstances....the sharper the point on the foil the better.

 

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  posted on 7/7/2010 at 11:33 PM
I always liked "Sittin' On A Fence" by the Rolling Stones.
 

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  posted on 7/7/2010 at 11:42 PM
good fences make good neighbors

 

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  posted on 7/8/2010 at 01:32 AM
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FENCE TEST

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, check this out....

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian,
He wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders why the government isn't taking care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course.)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he's offended.

I guess you know which side of the fence I'm on..............



Yawn.......

When a conservative is bored they type useless opinions they find on some right wing website and then spew the hatred amongst the rest of us

 

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  posted on 7/8/2010 at 07:25 AM
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If he gets elected he stalks airport restrooms, tapping feet under toilet stalls.

 

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  posted on 7/8/2010 at 09:22 AM
Conservatives need an email to tell them which side of a fence they are on?

 

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  posted on 7/8/2010 at 09:24 AM
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If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.



 

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  posted on 7/8/2010 at 09:31 AM
To be fair, some don't use email, they watch Fox "news" and Glenn Beck for their talking points......

 

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  posted on 7/8/2010 at 09:35 AM
If a conservative can't use Domelights, he spews his drivel on the ABB site.
 

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  posted on 7/8/2010 at 09:43 AM
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If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If he gets elected he stalks airport restrooms, tapping feet under toilet stalls.



This is true and if you are on the left, you just forgo the whole bathroom trip and proposition your staffers and interns....actually right wing folk do that too, who was the guy in Florida? Oh well, we are all the same. We must learn to get along...and look for filatio in airport bathrooms or at work.

 

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  posted on 7/8/2010 at 09:51 AM
We all think this is funny, but on the serious side, this is part of what is wrong with this country. As long as the working class is fighting among themselves, that means corporate and government can conduct business as usual while we pay no attention. I blame FOX News and their talking head millionaires for taking it mainstream, but we all engage in it way too much. I have a hell of a lot more in common with a conservative working man than I do a liberal millionaire, no matter how he got his money.

 

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  posted on 7/8/2010 at 10:00 AM
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We all think this is funny, but on the serious side, this is part of what is wrong with this country. As long as the working class is fighting among themselves, that means corporate and government can conduct business as usual while we pay no attention. I blame FOX News and their talking head millionaires for taking it mainstream, but we all engage in it way too much. I have a hell of a lot more in common with a conservative working man than I do a liberal millionaire, no matter how he got his money.


Didja catch Limbaugh's rant the other day that Obama is doing what he is doing because of racial "payback?"

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"Who is Obama? Why is he doing this? Why? Why is he doing it? Is he stupid? Is it an accident? Is he doing it on purpose or what have you? ... I think we face something we've never faced before in the country -- and that is, we're now governed by people who do not like the country, who do not have the same reverence for it that we do. Our greatest threat (and this is saying something) is internal... That word 'payback' is not mine, [but] it is exactly how I think Obama looks at the country: It's payback time... There's no question that payback is what this administration is all about, presiding over the decline of the United States of America, and doing so happily," - Rush Limbaugh, accusing the president of treason on racial grounds.


 

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  posted on 7/8/2010 at 10:13 AM
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We all think this is funny, but on the serious side, this is part of what is wrong with this country. As long as the working class is fighting among themselves, that means corporate and government can conduct business as usual while we pay no attention. I blame FOX News and their talking head millionaires for taking it mainstream, but we all engage in it way too much. I have a hell of a lot more in common with a conservative working man than I do a liberal millionaire, no matter how he got his money.


Didja catch Limbaugh's rant the other day that Obama is doing what he is doing because of racial "payback?"

quote:
"Who is Obama? Why is he doing this? Why? Why is he doing it? Is he stupid? Is it an accident? Is he doing it on purpose or what have you? ... I think we face something we've never faced before in the country -- and that is, we're now governed by people who do not like the country, who do not have the same reverence for it that we do. Our greatest threat (and this is saying something) is internal... That word 'payback' is not mine, [but] it is exactly how I think Obama looks at the country: It's payback time... There's no question that payback is what this administration is all about, presiding over the decline of the United States of America, and doing so happily," - Rush Limbaugh, accusing the president of treason on racial grounds.





Rush claims to have reverence for the country, then spews hateful bullsh*t about the president like he does. I wouldn't piss on Rush if he was on fire.

 

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  posted on 7/8/2010 at 10:26 AM
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... and Sarah Palin's Twitter.
I wouldn't mind seeing Sarah Palin's....uh...ahem....twitter.

 

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  posted on 7/8/2010 at 10:39 AM
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I wouldn't mind seeing Sarah Palin's....uh...ahem....twitter.


Do you think she twatted...that is the past tense of tweet, no?

 

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... and Sarah Palin's Twitter.
I wouldn't mind seeing Sarah Palin's....uh...ahem....twitter.


Yeah...and wouldn't you be surprise if there was twitter down there....

 

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  posted on 7/8/2010 at 10:49 AM
Don't piss on the electric fence.

 

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  posted on 7/8/2010 at 12:42 PM
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If a conservative is homosexual, he will denounces homosexuality all while picking up men in airport restrooms, in gay bars near the capitol, from male escorts in hotels, and from alterboys.

If a liberal is homosexual, he or she expects equal treatment under the law as stated in the constitution.


If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he or she switches to Fox News.

Liberals prefer news outlets that provide facts and news rather than political commentary.


If a conservative is a non-believer, he or she is out of luck because many of his fellow conservatives push their beliefs on everybody through school prayer, teaching creationism (aka Bible study) in science class, and keeps insisting that America is a Christian country despite the constitution requiring the separation of church and state.

A liberal believes that everyone should choose whatever religion they want without government involvement as required by the constitution.


If a conservative reads this or any other conservative dribble, he'll forward it without checking the validity of anything.

A liberal will check the facts first so as not to look like an idiot when shown to be wrong.


A liberal understands that all studies have come to the conclusion that birth control education reduces unwanted pregnancies without increasing the rates that teens have sex.

A conservative believes in abstinence only programs and probably has a pregnant teen or illegitimate grandchild.



I fixed a few of those for you and added one.

 

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  posted on 7/8/2010 at 01:13 PM
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Don't piss on the electric fence.


Dammit, pops, beat me to it.

 

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  posted on 7/8/2010 at 01:14 PM
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A liberal will check the facts first so as not to look like an idiot when shown to be wrong.



This makes me laugh. If someone checked the facts first, then how could they be shown to be wrong? If they checked the facts, then were proven wrong, does that mean they checked the wrong facts?

 

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  posted on 7/8/2010 at 01:16 PM
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I would like to build a fence around mbtogo4 and then throw stuff at him.


Why waste the stuff?


just throw garbage.

it is what he does

 

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  posted on 7/8/2010 at 02:03 PM
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If a conservative is homosexual, he will denounces homosexuality all while picking up men in airport restrooms, in gay bars near the capitol, from male escorts in hotels, and from alterboys.

If a liberal is homosexual, he or she expects equal treatment under the law as stated in the constitution.


If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he or she switches to Fox News.

Liberals prefer news outlets that provide facts and news rather than political commentary.


If a conservative is a non-believer, he or she is out of luck because many of his fellow conservatives push their beliefs on everybody through school prayer, teaching creationism (aka Bible study) in science class, and keeps insisting that America is a Christian country despite the constitution requiring the separation of church and state.

A liberal believes that everyone should choose whatever religion they want without government involvement as required by the constitution.


If a conservative reads this or any other conservative dribble, he'll forward it without checking the validity of anything.

A liberal will check the facts first so as not to look like an idiot when shown to be wrong.


A liberal understands that all studies have come to the conclusion that birth control education reduces unwanted pregnancies without increasing the rates that teens have sex.

A conservative believes in abstinence only programs and probably has a pregnant teen or illegitimate grandchild.



I fixed a few of those for you and added one.


Bravo!

 

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