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  posted on 9/26/2017 at 11:05 AM
Billy to his 6th grade teacher: "You're a son of a bitch."

Teacher: "I'll send you to the principal for talking like that young man."

Billy: "So what? I'm going to be President someday."

 

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  posted on 9/27/2017 at 06:57 PM
Run a fake university and pay 25 million to settle in order to dodge getting sued.

Publicly cheat on your wife. Have a few wives, go ahead.

Sell goods manufactured overseas but then run on a platform promoting American jobs.

You too can be president!

 

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  posted on 9/27/2017 at 07:53 PM
Unfortunately the election (first time I ever casted a non-vote) had slim pickings
 

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Unfortunately the election (first time I ever casted a non-vote) had slim pickings

Other candidate and her husband were paid 153 million dollars in speakers fees (largely from Wall Street)

Husband of other candidate was a serial philanderer and other candidate discredited his accusers. Monica is forever a slut; Bill a stud.

Both candidate's marriages were obviously ones of convenience.

Hillary does get the nod for not importing foreign goods for sale, but make no mistake about it. There were some mighty slim pickings on the ballot

[Edited on 9/28/2017 by emr]

 

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  posted on 9/28/2017 at 04:23 PM
I can trump that; Billy didn't get to be President, but he did get to be a Piano Man; despite being told he would never amount to anything.

 

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  posted on 9/28/2017 at 10:36 PM
Billy needs to learn that it takes more than insulting everyone to become president. You also need to be a billionaire, a reality TV star, and appeal to white people who somehow feel oppressed.
 

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  posted on 9/29/2017 at 05:35 PM
I also forgot about the Bill who DID become President (Clinton), and he might have said something like that to a teacher.

 

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  posted on 10/4/2017 at 11:30 AM
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I can trump that; Billy didn't get to be President, but he did get to be a Piano Man; despite being told he would never amount to anything.


You may be right . . .

 
 


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