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  posted on 9/1/2009 at 09:06 PM
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All I need is a cooler full of beer and a front row seat


Not actively participating, Wharfie????


That's just what he thinks.

 

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  posted on 9/1/2009 at 09:09 PM
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All I need is a cooler full of beer and a front row seat


Not actively participating, Wharfie????


That's just what he thinks.


Nah, I'm harmless...

Unless provoked

 

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  posted on 9/1/2009 at 09:11 PM
I'm not mentioning any names, but I think I should tell you there's two or three wild women who have a wet towel to snap with your name on it.

 

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  posted on 9/1/2009 at 09:12 PM

 

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  posted on 9/1/2009 at 09:17 PM
Don't worry, you're safe with me....I'm just the score keeper and captain of the mud pit. Bad knees ya know.

 

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  posted on 9/1/2009 at 09:19 PM
Sounds like a set up to me..

I know you wild women stick together

 

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  posted on 9/1/2009 at 09:20 PM
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The Whiping Post ?

Sounds like a painful Amish invention

Hope i didn't pi$$ off any Amish.

On the other hand, if you're Amish, How are you reading this?


You'd be surprised. I hear the latest model buggies come with Wifi.

 

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  posted on 9/1/2009 at 10:26 PM
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As a long time member, I have watched the Whipping Post EVOLVE over the years. The recent evolution has me thinking about a great concept that has tremendous entertainment value and could generate a significant source of income. Lets iinvite all of the characters in the WP to a wrestling type event called the Fall Bash. Stage the event in a local arena and allow the members to vote on match pairings. Imagine the possibilities! Finely toned internet athletes competing against one another in a no holds barred wrestling match. No more threats or posturing behind keyboards, bring the love into a cage match Heck, we could designate tag teams and have one big Royal Rumble at the end. Aagin, imagine the pairing possibilities! Dickey could sing the National Anthem (in his return to the ABB perhaps) and we would donate the proceeds from the gate to the Big House (or pay Lana and Rowland for their baysitting services )


Bay sitting? If you send Rowland to BayWatch I don't think he's gonna watch US wrestling, maybe some volleyball!

 

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  posted on 9/1/2009 at 10:27 PM
If Gina is the one who makes that delicious strawberry jam I'm signing her up for a few jars to bring to the free for all. I'll even bring the biscuits.

 

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  posted on 9/1/2009 at 10:28 PM
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Sounds like a set up to me..

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  posted on 9/1/2009 at 10:36 PM
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Don't worry, you're safe with me....I'm just the score keeper and captain of the mud pit. Bad knees ya know.


Bad knees, yea right, excuses, excuses. I'm gonna be the score keeper when you go up against BDOB in the mud pit. Just to make it a little fair, I'll spot Dave a 10 pt. lead to start with.

 

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  posted on 9/1/2009 at 10:42 PM
I see my reputation proceeds me.

 

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  posted on 9/1/2009 at 10:43 PM
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I like threads like this. I hope y'all like Maker's Mark and fresh boiled shrimp.


If I'm going to take on BDOB in the mud pit could you make mine a diet doctor pepper? I'll take the shrimp though.

 

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  posted on 9/1/2009 at 10:45 PM
The Whipping Post Forever!


 

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  posted on 9/2/2009 at 11:28 AM
Woods and I will be round one, Chopping Wood, Denver Colorado Sept 4th or 5th, I predict pain.

 

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  posted on 9/2/2009 at 11:50 AM
I see you're pandering to the S & M crowd.

 

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  posted on 9/2/2009 at 02:45 PM
I will bring the band for the opening act. Of course, that includes backstage access and 'fraternizing' with the participants.

 

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  posted on 9/2/2009 at 03:53 PM
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Don't worry, you're safe with me....I'm just the score keeper and captain of the mud pit. Bad knees ya know.


The equivalent of a hobbled mule, in other words.

 

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  posted on 9/2/2009 at 04:47 PM
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I will bring the band for the opening act. Of course, that includes backstage access and 'fraternizing' with the participants.


I know what that means.....calling all groupies!

 

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Don't worry, you're safe with me....I'm just the score keeper and captain of the mud pit. Bad knees ya know.


The equivalent of a hobbled mule, in other words.


I guess you could put it that way.....but you have to watch out for even a hobbled mule....they tend to bite and kick when provoked.

 

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I guess you could put it that way.....but you have to watch out for even a hobbled mule....they tend to bite and kick when provoked.


Not if its done right, although you do want them to be able show a little bit of feistiness.

 

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  posted on 9/2/2009 at 06:45 PM
Who's bringing the freezer for ice cream?

 

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  posted on 9/2/2009 at 09:42 PM
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I'm not mentioning any names, but I think I should tell you there's two or three wild women who have a wet towel to snap with your name on it.


Can I be the announcer? Sounds like we got a real good match up going and I'd love to say
"Ladies and Gentlemen---We have in this corner, dressed in boas, high heels, and outfits all a-glitter, are the ladies famous for their fuzzy handcuffs, kidnapping blond guys with long hair, and use of a wood chipper if you don't perform THE VayyYYYlorrRReeEttttessssss!!!!!"

Of course instead of the wood chipper, this time you could use my cement mixer.

 

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Or we could use the cement mixer to make ice cream.

 

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  posted on 9/2/2009 at 09:43 PM
I think the cement mixer might possibly be the more humane way to go....at least for this occassion.

Okay, great audition....you've got the gig.

 

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