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Author: Subject: Favorite pick-up line.

Zen Peach



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  posted on 11/6/2008 at 10:12 PM
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dude walks up to me & say,,,,,,,,,,,you the best lookin woman in the place,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i look round & i'm the ONLY woman in the place




Do you remember the Mickey Gilley song "oh the girls all get prettier at closing time, they all begin to look like movie stars, if I could rate 'em on a scale of 1 to 10, I'm looking for a 9 but 8 could work right in, a few more drinks and I may slip to 5 or even 4, but when tomorrow morning comes, and I wake up with a number one, I swear I'll never do it anymore..."

 

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  posted on 11/6/2008 at 10:32 PM
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Me: Excuse me, want to dance?
Her: No.
Me: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!



hahahahaha

 

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  posted on 11/7/2008 at 12:41 AM
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I've had some luck with...Hi my name is Ed


Time tested and market wise.

 

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  posted on 11/7/2008 at 01:43 AM
The most used line in a gay bar........ " can I push in your stool "

 

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  posted on 11/7/2008 at 07:51 AM
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You must be from Knoxville???

Why is that??

Because you're the only Ten-I-See


Cute. I like that one!

 

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  posted on 11/7/2008 at 11:06 AM
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Me: Excuse me, want to dance?
Her: No.
Me: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

LMAO!!!

 

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  posted on 11/7/2008 at 09:55 PM
Had a friend in college who picked up a girl he barely knew. She hesitated going home with him; said she couldn't because he probably wouldn't know her name in the morning. He said that was true, because he didn't know it then. She bought it hook, line and sinker.
 
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