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Zen Peach



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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 05:37 PM
One of my best buddies, may he rest in peace, and I were in a bar one night and I was initially talking to this lady. Wm walks up (he was 6'7") looks down at this woman (she was in a tight T-shirt) and says "Dayum, you sure have some nice titties." I was mortified, embarassed beyond recovery. He took her back to my house later. He got away with that type of thing. Could really push the envelope. He also was really successful, and could show the class of royalty when he had to. I miss him.

I would have ended up with a drink in my face and a glass broken over my head.

 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 08:27 PM
My favorite...so far....

Me: "You know what would look good with you"?

Cute Lady: "No"

Me: "You"

It aint worked in a whole lot of years

 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 09:14 PM
Maybe you should try that one out on one of your sleepwalking escapades!

 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 09:23 PM
"Damn, you sure have a lucky boyfriend"

"I don't have a boyfriend."

" "

 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 09:47 PM
Hi , My names Fred Flinstone ........ I can make your bedrock.....


Hi, I'm milk & I'll do your body good.....


Not mine..... just saw them on the Tony Rock show.......

 

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  posted on 11/6/2008 at 12:17 AM
let's play carpenter......

first we get hammered and then i nail you.

 

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  posted on 11/6/2008 at 12:21 AM
A couple of kids pulled up next to our granddaughter as she was walking across the mall parking lot and one of the fellows leaned out the window and said 'You must be a parking ticket.' She asked him why he thought that and the kid replied ''Cause you've got fine written all over you.'

 

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  posted on 11/6/2008 at 01:09 AM
One of my favorites from Steve Martin in My Blue Heaven:
You know it's dangerous for you to be in this frozen food aisle
Why?
Cause you could melt all this stuff!

 

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  posted on 11/6/2008 at 06:06 AM
I noticed you and just had to walk over and introduce myself....


Then Smile

 

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  posted on 11/6/2008 at 06:40 AM
You must be a parking ticket.' She asked him why he thought that and the kid replied ''Cause you've got fine written all over you.'

Hilarious

Me: "You know what would look good with you"?

Cute Lady: "No"

Me: "You"

(???Duh, I don't get it)

 

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  posted on 11/6/2008 at 07:01 AM
I was talking to a girl in college about our heritage.

Me: Got any Polish in you?

Her: No

Me: want some?

Lead balloon.

 

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  posted on 11/6/2008 at 07:08 AM
I was talking to a girl in college about our heritage.

Me: Got any Polish in you?

Her: No

Me: want some?

Lead balloon.

LMFAO!!My fave so far!

 

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  posted on 11/6/2008 at 03:19 PM
You must be from Knoxville???

Why is that??

Because you're the only Ten-I-See

 

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  posted on 11/6/2008 at 03:23 PM
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You must be from Knoxville???

Why is that??

Because you're the only Ten-I-See


I guess I should remember that one?

 

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  posted on 11/6/2008 at 03:41 PM
Maybe not a pick-up line, but while in the vicinity of the (female) object of your quest - slam down a telephone and say out loud, "I wish those damned pornographers would realize that everybody with a 12" penis is NOT interested in being in movies!"

 

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  posted on 11/6/2008 at 03:48 PM
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Maybe not a pick-up line, but while in the vicinity of the (female) object of your quest - slam down a telephone and say out loud, "I wish those damned pornographers would realize that everybody with a 12" penis is NOT interested in being in movies!"




That's too much work. I just pull my 12 inches out.


 

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  posted on 11/6/2008 at 03:52 PM
Nice night for an evening

 

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  posted on 11/6/2008 at 04:11 PM
I've had women hit on me but they'll just make it sort of obvious and some will act all
surprised when I don't flirt back like they're used to. Let's just say I'm not one to
play mind games and I don't like how het women move slow.

Lots of butch/masculine bi/gay men say the following to me: "Woof!", "You look very hot in
leather!", and also when I'm dressed in leather "Hello Sir!"

I once had a guy with a facial fur fetish in a club tell me: "That moustache of yours
would feel great on my balls!" It didn't happen for him.

I usually can read people non-verbally pretty well like doing what they call cruising, I
have excellent bi/gaydar, and I'll just compliment a guy on his haircut/facial hair or say
that he looks handsome and we're usually normally in an environment where everyone that's there is into men.

I've had men who say that and swear up and down they're "straight" hit on me, and ask for
sex in all sorts of environments even in hetero bars and even in normal everyday places. I know these guys are closeted so I just keep that in mind.

Closeted men scare me so sometimes I'll talk to them but I don't do anything with closeted
men and I'm not even into hook ups/1 night stands anyway. I'm not into the fantasy of
"converting" a het guy anyway because it's not going to happen.

I've had men at leather bars physically pick me up, kiss me on the lips, and tell me how
I'm cute.

Heh I met and became friends with some of my best friends ever in a mixed crowd queer bar
when I was standing there and the one friend pulled my shirt to look at my very hairy chest and I eventually wound up taking my shirt off for them and got to know them and I made some of my best friends that night.

I once had a guy that seemed closeted and was probably married cruise me A LOT in a chain
department store when I was with my mom of all times and we finally got alone and he just
said to me, "I'd love to pull on that beard!" I said thanks and I wanted to ask him more
about himself or let him touch my facial hair and he just ran away all hot and bothered!

 

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  posted on 11/6/2008 at 05:35 PM
dude walks up to me & say,,,,,,,,,,,you the best lookin woman in the place,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i look round & i'm the ONLY woman in the place

 

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  posted on 11/6/2008 at 05:56 PM
When I was about 19, my friend and I were about the last ones in a bar (drinking age was 18 back then) and a guy came up to me and said "You smoke just like Greta Garbo". I laughed my AO. We were busy playing the tank game, so he just walked away.
 
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  posted on 11/6/2008 at 07:22 PM
Me: Excuse me, want to dance?
Her: No.
Me: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

 

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  posted on 11/6/2008 at 09:12 PM
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You must be from Knoxville???

Why is that??

Because you're the only Ten-I-See


I guess I should remember that one?

 

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  posted on 11/6/2008 at 09:40 PM
No success- Lets grope moose face
Moderate success- nice lifetime collection of cellulite you got there

 

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  posted on 11/6/2008 at 10:01 PM

"sit on my nose and I will spin you around"

 

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  posted on 11/6/2008 at 10:08 PM
quote:
let's play carpenter......

first we get hammered and then i nail you.


Why does this look like the audience of a Great Southern show from the 70's?

 

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