Thread: Caption This

OriginalGoober - 5/15/2018 at 01:09 AM



OriginalGoober - 5/15/2018 at 01:12 AM



"I should of agreed to pay my lawyer with cash."


2112 - 5/15/2018 at 11:44 AM

"Who would have thought we'd ever have seen the day where a porn star and a slimy lawyer would show more class and be more crediable than a US president."


StratDal - 5/15/2018 at 12:20 PM

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Donald Trump doesn't have very high standards.


BoytonBrother - 5/15/2018 at 03:58 PM

I still can’t belive our President is getting a public beat down by a past-her-prime pornstar and her amateur lawyer. To be fooled and taken by those two in the picture......sheesh. But, at least we don’t have that colored fella in office trying to provide health care for all, what a scumbag he was.


BIGV - 5/15/2018 at 04:17 PM

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trying to provide health care for all, what a scumbag he was.


Making those who have, pay for those who do not. It's the Democratic way!


Muleman1994 - 5/15/2018 at 04:36 PM

A ho and her pimp.


BoytonBrother - 5/15/2018 at 05:40 PM

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Making those who have, pay for those who do not. It's the Democratic way!


Yes, it is indeed the Democratic way. It’s the Christian way too. As a Christian who follows the teachings of Jesus, I am very happy to pay a little extra to help those in need. I see you are bitter about this - sounds like a personal problem.

Secondly, I can’t help but to question the character of someone who is enraged by a President helping the poor, but accepting of the behavior of our current.



[Edited on 5/15/2018 by BoytonBrother]


BoytonBrother - 5/15/2018 at 05:44 PM

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A ho and her pimp.


Can you imagine losing to a ho and her pimp?


MartinD28 - 5/15/2018 at 06:09 PM

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A ho and her pimp.


Can you imagine losing to a ho and her pimp?


But I doubt that our prez with all his morals thought of her as a ho when she was spanking him and having sex. And the pimp is certainly getting the best of the prez's legal staff and the bang up job being done by Rudy Giuliani.


MartinD28 - 5/15/2018 at 06:12 PM

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Making those who have, pay for those who do not. It's the Democratic way!


Yes, it is indeed the Democratic way. It’s the Christian way too. As a Christian who follows the teachings of Jesus, I am very happy to pay a little extra to help those in need. I see you are bitter about this - sounds like a personal problem.

Secondly, I can’t help but to question the character of someone who is enraged by a President helping the poor, but accepting of the behavior of our current.

[Edited on 5/15/2018 by BoytonBrother]


Republicans used to believe in compassionate conservatism and helping their fellow man. I guess that went the wayside. Now they're drowning themselves in the Trump cesspool.


jkeller - 5/15/2018 at 06:48 PM

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trying to provide health care for all, what a scumbag he was.


Making those who have, pay for those who do not. It's the Democratic way!


Now that the individual mandate has been removed, that is exactly what you will do. Thanks GOP!


OriginalGoober - 5/16/2018 at 01:27 AM

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I received an intern application. Bill says "I know you can get the job done".

















BIGV - 5/16/2018 at 01:32 AM

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Conservatives hate facts, spelling, academia, young people, educators, and socialism.


I can only speak for myself; from the choices above, just one and it really stands out.


jkeller - 5/16/2018 at 12:37 PM

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Two people who can trigger the right.


Muleman1994 - 5/16/2018 at 08:43 PM

The ho's pimp is now under investigation by The California State Bar Association for tax evasion.


BrerRabbit - 5/16/2018 at 09:35 PM

What's the ho's john up to?


2112 - 5/16/2018 at 11:07 PM

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What's the ho's john up to?


Just ruining the world one crisis at a time. You know, the usual.


MartinD28 - 5/16/2018 at 11:11 PM

goob,

Is there as reason that you didn't post any pictures of Karen McDougal, the Playboy Bunny that had a 10 month fling with with Trump at the same time as the Stormy fling? Shouldn't she get equal billing? We probably will find out about more women that the stud president wannabe was having. It's ok in your answer if you drag Bill & Crooked Hillary into your answer...if we're lucky enough to get an answer out of you.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/18/us/politics/karen-mcdougal-american-medi a-settlement.html


Muleman1994 - 5/16/2018 at 11:49 PM

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goob,

Is there as reason that you didn't post any pictures of Karen McDougal, the Playboy Bunny that had a 10 month fling with with Trump at the same time as the Stormy fling? Shouldn't she get equal billing? We probably will find out about more women that the stud president wannabe was having. It's ok in your answer if you drag Bill & Crooked Hillary into your answer...if we're lucky enough to get an answer out of you.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/18/us/politics/karen-mcdougal-american-medi a-settlement.html




Still digging through the tabloid trash for your so-called news I see.

That is okay. Simple minds are easily entertained.


BIGV - 5/17/2018 at 12:22 AM

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Did you know illegals get free education too???


Oh, I am aware and since a good percentage of that funding comes from property Tax, this is a perfect example of people who enter Illegally abusing the system.

Health insurance is a completely different matter, last time I checked, it is far from free.

Is there an additional charge for public education one must pay?


sckeys - 5/17/2018 at 05:25 AM

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“She’s purdee”


BoytonBrother - 5/17/2018 at 01:40 PM

White collar tax evasion, the much greater burden by people who have no excuse for their crimes, who are disrespecting the American flag far more than someone kneeling, isn’t a concern.


BIGV - 5/17/2018 at 04:57 PM

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Oh, I am aware

Would you say you are hyper-aware? I would.

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and since a good percentage of that funding comes from property Tax, this is a perfect example of people who enter Illegally abusing the system.

Do the white renters keep you up at night or is it just the scary brown ones?


Nowhere do I refer to the color of anyone's skin, but you sure have.


BIGV - 5/17/2018 at 06:37 PM

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Oh, I am aware

Would you say you are hyper-aware? I would.

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and since a good percentage of that funding comes from property Tax, this is a perfect example of people who enter Illegally abusing the system.

Do the white renters keep you up at night or is it just the scary brown ones?


Nowhere do I refer to the color of anyone's skin, but you sure have.

You can't wait around for folks to admit they are racist because you'll be waiting forever. It's an obnoxious game conservatives like to play. Some reading between the lines is required.


I just want to get this straight. Are you calling me a racist?


Bhawk - 5/17/2018 at 07:27 PM

FWIW, I will state that over the years Vince has been extremely consistent on his views on illegal immigration. If a person was purple and illegal, his issue would be that the person was illegal.


porkchopbob - 5/17/2018 at 08:58 PM

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FWIW, I will state that over the years Vince has been extremely consistent on his views on illegal immigration. If a person was purple and illegal, his issue would be that the person was illegal.


That's not right at all. I'd be more concerned that THE PERSON WAS PURPLE! Holy crap call a DOCTOR!


rmack - 5/17/2018 at 09:04 PM

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"It really was that small."


OriginalGoober - 5/18/2018 at 01:53 AM



good one!


OriginalGoober - 5/18/2018 at 02:20 AM

CNN (Fake) news reporters and producers partying it up with the porn pros lawyer in now deleted tweet:


BoytonBrother - 5/18/2018 at 11:48 AM

Stinks that Trump brought this tabloid trash to the White House.


MartinD28 - 5/18/2018 at 12:49 PM

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Stinks that Trump brought this tabloid trash to the White House.

Can you imagine what this would do to the Republican Party if they were still rooted in family values and such?

The irony is that Trump has Pence, as the VP - someone who "claims" to be some big morality type. All you ever see is Pence on his knees giving accolades to Trump. What a hypocrite.


2112 - 5/18/2018 at 03:25 PM

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Stinks that Trump brought this tabloid trash to the White House.

Can you imagine what this would do to the Republican Party if they were still rooted in family values and such?


The Republicans have traded their party of family values and fiscal responsibility in for make America white and screw the environment party.


Muleman1994 - 5/18/2018 at 08:10 PM

The malleable minds of the lefties are so easily manipulated by tabloid trash.

What is the matter kids?
Are your safe-spaces and crying rooms all filled up?


BoytonBrother - 5/18/2018 at 08:25 PM

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The malleable minds of the lefties are so easily manipulated by tabloid trash.


The gutter-mind of Trump was literally manipulated by tabloid trash.

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What is the matter kids?
Are your safe-spaces and crying rooms all filled up?


I never understood this logic. One day the right is claiming that liberals live in the most dangerous cities in the country, like Chicago and Philadelphia, and that liberal policies make them so dangerous. They claim that liberals want to house dangerous immigrants in these cities. But then the next day they say liberals need safe spaces. Which is it? And wouldn't it be the conservatives that need their safe spaces, since they long for the White-America old days, a Muslim travel ban, and a border wall? Each side surely has their flaws, but if any side needs a safe space, I think the picture is pretty clear.


Muleman1994 - 5/18/2018 at 08:53 PM

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The malleable minds of the lefties are so easily manipulated by tabloid trash.


The gutter-mind of Trump was literally manipulated by tabloid trash.

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What is the matter kids?
Are your safe-spaces and crying rooms all filled up?


I never understood this logic. One day the right is claiming that liberals live in the most dangerous cities in the country, like Chicago and Philadelphia, and that liberal policies make them so dangerous. They claim that liberals want to house dangerous immigrants in these cities. But then the next day they say liberals need safe spaces. Which is it? And wouldn't it be the conservatives that need their safe spaces, since they long for the White-America old days, a Muslim travel ban, and a border wall? Each side surely has their flaws, but if any side needs a safe space, I think the picture is pretty clear.


Exactly as I said: The malleable minds of the lefties are so easily manipulated by tabloid trash.


BrerRabbit - 5/18/2018 at 11:15 PM

Sorry to interrupt this fascinating digression into the metaphysics of "safe spaces" and dangerous cities and liberals and conservatives and that, but I wanted to mention a strange and kinda disturbing thing I saw recently re Stormy Daniels.

She did a performance at a strip club here, a no count seedy little sh*thole. It made the headlines of the regional paper, full color photo of a huge line to get in. Folks in the line were not your typical sportsbar guys - there were matronly bluehaired elderly women, dignified conservative looking old men, and a mix of folks, just weird, lining up for a strip show.

Struck me as odd, like what's the draw? Just because she is famous all these folks suddenly develop an interest in the local strip club?

Is this thing somehow legitimizing this kind of entertainment? Also had me wondering if the infatuation with the president has caused these folks to be fascinated with anything associated with him, and Daniels is some kind of demigoddess in their pantheon, 'the mortal woman who had sex with Zeus'.

Or maybe it is all just very tawdry and mundane, carnival sideshow, rubes flocking to see the tabloid freak. Hard to fathom that we are really that comfortably dumb.

Stranger than fiction.


Muleman1994 - 5/19/2018 at 02:04 AM

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Oh, I am aware

Would you say you are hyper-aware? I would.

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and since a good percentage of that funding comes from property Tax, this is a perfect example of people who enter Illegally abusing the system.

Do the white renters keep you up at night or is it just the scary brown ones?


Nowhere do I refer to the color of anyone's skin, but you sure have.

You can't wait around for folks to admit they are racist because you'll be waiting forever. It's an obnoxious game conservatives like to play. Some reading between the lines is required.


I just want to get this straight. Are you calling me a racist?



The actual racists, the lefties will never admit they are racist but are quick to call anyone that thinks differently than they do a racist.

I have proven it many time here in the WP.
The mass murder of black people, predominately in the cities run by democrats is just fine with them. They never are repulsed but are quick to condemn the posting of those facts.



BrerRabbit - 5/19/2018 at 03:13 AM

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The actual racists, the lefties will never admit they are racist but are quick to call anyone that thinks differently than they do a racist


I find the diametric converse of this to be the case. The only people here, or anywhere, that I have ever heard admit to their racist programming are moderately left of center politically. The more conservative you are, the more you claim immunity from the systemic institutionalized racism that affects us all.




adhill58 - 5/19/2018 at 03:54 AM

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Sorry to interrupt this fascinating digression into the metaphysics of "safe spaces" and dangerous cities and liberals and conservatives and that, but I wanted to mention a strange and kinda disturbing thing I saw recently re Stormy Daniels.

She did a performance at a strip club here, a no count seedy little sh*thole. It made the headlines of the regional paper, full color photo of a huge line to get in. Folks in the line were not your typical sportsbar guys - there were matronly bluehaired elderly women, dignified conservative looking old men, and a mix of folks, just weird, lining up for a strip show.

Struck me as odd, like what's the draw? Just because she is famous all these folks suddenly develop an interest in the local strip club?

Is this thing somehow legitimizing this kind of entertainment? Also had me wondering if the infatuation with the president has caused these folks to be fascinated with anything associated with him, and Daniels is some kind of demigoddess in their pantheon, 'the mortal woman who had sex with Zeus'.

Or maybe it is all just very tawdry and mundane, carnival sideshow, rubes flocking to see the tabloid freak. Hard to fathom that we are really that comfortably dumb.

Stranger than fiction.


It is weird. It is like everything that used to be bad (or, at least hidden) by the folks who would look up to a guy like Pence, is now some kind of virtue. Ignorance? Blatant lying? Vulgarity? Rushing to judgment without facts? Bragging about sexual assault? Porn stars? Adultery with porn stars? Somehow, ANYTHING that Trump does is instantly acceptable and amazing to the followers of this cult of personality. I am sure Pence's wife is having a great time these days - surely, this is not what she signed up for.

[Edited on 5/19/2018 by adhill58]


BrerRabbit - 5/19/2018 at 04:18 AM

Thx for acknowledging. Honestly at this point it is beyond political. Believe me, the photo of this line to see Daniels was surreal. This is a rural very conservative part of the state, Trump country mostly, adult commerce is hush hush, invisible, then presto, a huge line at the strip club, could have been a photo of people in line for the VFW family pancake feed. Just disturbing.

[Edited on 5/19/2018 by BrerRabbit]


adhill58 - 5/19/2018 at 04:31 AM

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Thx for acknowledging. Honestly at this point it is beyond political. Believe me, the photo of this line to see Daniels was surreal. This is a rural very conservative part of the state, Trump country mostly, adult commerce is hush hush, invisible, then presto, a huge line at the strip club, could have been a photo of people in line for the VFW family pancake feed. Just disturbing.

[Edited on 5/19/2018 by BrerRabbit]


The people waiting for the VFW pancakes now have to question whether John McCain deserves any credit as a VFW because he was captured and tortured in order to bend their reality in favor of some chump who said dodging STDs was "his personal Vietnam". BIZARRO WORLD!


BrerRabbit - 5/19/2018 at 04:42 AM

Truth, seen. Just trying to not let it get to me, because it's for real creepy, this whole thing is starting to seem like a Stephen King novel. If Trump isn't the Antichrist , at the very least he is the harbinger. I'll admit it, these cats are scaring me. Never felt that way during any admin my whole life, back to Kennedy.


2112 - 5/19/2018 at 11:48 AM

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The malleable minds of the lefties are so easily manipulated by tabloid trash.


The gutter-mind of Trump was literally manipulated by tabloid trash.

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What is the matter kids?
Are your safe-spaces and crying rooms all filled up?


I never understood this logic. One day the right is claiming that liberals live in the most dangerous cities in the country, like Chicago and Philadelphia, and that liberal policies make them so dangerous. They claim that liberals want to house dangerous immigrants in these cities. But then the next day they say liberals need safe spaces. Which is it? And wouldn't it be the conservatives that need their safe spaces, since they long for the White-America old days, a Muslim travel ban, and a border wall? Each side surely has their flaws, but if any side needs a safe space, I think the picture is pretty clear.


Exactly as I said: The malleable minds of the lefties are so easily manipulated by tabloid trash.



You're going to need to explain this. You're the one who voted the tabloid trash into office. It wasn't the lefties who voted for him.


Jerry - 5/20/2018 at 02:33 AM

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Sorry to interrupt this fascinating digression into the metaphysics of "safe spaces" and dangerous cities and liberals and conservatives and that, but I wanted to mention a strange and kinda disturbing thing I saw recently re Stormy Daniels.

She did a performance at a strip club here, a no count seedy little sh*thole. It made the headlines of the regional paper, full color photo of a huge line to get in. Folks in the line were not your typical sportsbar guys - there were matronly bluehaired elderly women, dignified conservative looking old men, and a mix of folks, just weird, lining up for a strip show.

Struck me as odd, like what's the draw? Just because she is famous all these folks suddenly develop an interest in the local strip club?

Is this thing somehow legitimizing this kind of entertainment? Also had me wondering if the infatuation with the president has caused these folks to be fascinated with anything associated with him, and Daniels is some kind of demigoddess in their pantheon, 'the mortal woman who had sex with Zeus'.

Or maybe it is all just very tawdry and mundane, carnival sideshow, rubes flocking to see the tabloid freak. Hard to fathom that we are really that comfortably dumb.

Stranger than fiction.


Simple answer: They just wanted to see what Trump got into.


BrerRabbit - 5/20/2018 at 02:47 AM

Yeah. I guess it is kind of like how Kennedy upped Marilyn Monroe's resale value. Strikes me as morbid.


Jerry - 5/22/2018 at 12:04 AM

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Yeah. I guess it is kind of like how Kennedy upped Marilyn Monroe's resale value. Strikes me as morbid.


Like how the sales jumped on Gurkha Gran Reserve Cigars after Clinton used one on Monica?


BrerRabbit - 5/22/2018 at 04:03 AM

lol, man I hope you are joking, but they probably did.


BIGV - 5/22/2018 at 06:54 AM

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dignified conservative looking old men


How does one look "Conservative"?...Is he wearing nice shoes? A Blazer? A Leather belt? Does he look "Successful"? Sporting a $300 haircut?


BrerRabbit - 5/22/2018 at 03:36 PM

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How does one look "Conservative"?...Is he wearing nice shoes? A Blazer? A Leather belt? Does he look "Successful"? Sporting a $300 haircut?


Rural ranch country here, these folks weren't decked out like that, just normal cowboy style, decent elderly conservative middle class.

I see what you are getting at, but they were not your typical friday night yahoos was my point.


OriginalGoober - 7/13/2018 at 12:31 AM

" Stormy, NO!!! They are just microphones."


BrerRabbit - 7/13/2018 at 04:39 PM

Thx for helping us keep in touch with our inner twelve year old.


sckeys - 7/13/2018 at 08:23 PM

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" Stormy, NO!!! They are just microphones."




“Welcome to the Republican Party and God bless”.


2112 - 7/13/2018 at 11:23 PM

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" Stormy, NO!!! They are just microphones."




"Yes, Trump literally f*cked me before he did it to the rest of America."


BrerRabbit - 7/25/2018 at 06:41 PM



"mm-mm orange d*ckheads, my favorite."


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