Thread: Favorite pick-up line.

Brucebcd - 11/5/2008 at 04:54 PM

Dodge


proud new owner of a 1964 D200, 360 V8, push button auto...





[Edited on 11/5/2008 by Brucebcd]


lonomon - 11/5/2008 at 04:59 PM

Sadly, I traded in my 1997 F150 ext cab a few months ago.

Nickel and dime'g me aside, Bessie was a great ride.


moejimbo - 11/5/2008 at 05:05 PM


How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Scrambled or Fertalized.




sixty8 - 11/5/2008 at 07:42 PM

quote:

How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Scrambled or Fertalized.







LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


suk0 - 11/5/2008 at 08:10 PM

quote:

How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Scrambled or Fertalized.






Umm, ew?


alanwoods - 11/5/2008 at 08:12 PM

quote:
quote:

How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Scrambled or Fertalized.






Umm, ew?


That would be ewe.


TopDroog - 11/5/2008 at 08:14 PM

Well, since I've been married for 15 years, mine is -

"Hey, come on! It's been two weeks!"

[Edited on 11/5/2008 by TopDroog]


alanwoods - 11/5/2008 at 08:16 PM

The classic:

I know ya brought it with ya.


sibwlkr - 11/5/2008 at 08:19 PM

The best pick-up line I ever heard (and reacted to favorably) was when a sweet, curly-haired blond who had a young Marylin Monore thing going (body and looks) came up to me and said:

"My girlfriend just bet me twenty dollars that I couldn't get you to dance with me, and I don't have twenty dollars to lose."

Well, Hell, how could I refuse? Btw, the girl's name was Norma Jean and we dated "off and on" for about a year back in the '80s.

Btw, I've always had a thing for girls that were a bit "forward".


alanwoods - 11/5/2008 at 08:19 PM

This is a little off subject, but...

I was driving down Alcoa Hwy on the way home one evening several years ago. I was passing this old beat-up pick up truck with kind of a "grubby" looking driver. He had a bumper sticker that said:

I don't have to die to donate my organ.


greggswoman - 11/5/2008 at 08:21 PM

quote:
This is a little off subject, but...

I was driving down Alcoa Hwy on the way home one evening several years ago. I was passing this old beat-up pick up truck with kind of a "grubby" looking driver. He had a bumper sticker that said:

I don't have to die to donate my organ.



dutchoneill - 11/5/2008 at 08:42 PM

I've had some luck with...Hi my name is Ed


sibwlkr - 11/5/2008 at 08:51 PM

quote:
I've had some luck with...Hi my name is Ed



I thought that line only work for Palominos owned by architects named Wilbur?


alanwoods - 11/5/2008 at 08:56 PM

quote:
quote:
I've had some luck with...Hi my name is Mr. Ed



I thought that line only work for Palominos owned by architects named Wilbur?


Wasn't Mr. Ed a filly? Not that there's anything wrong with that.


sibwlkr - 11/5/2008 at 09:09 PM

Don't know whether or not Mr. Ed was a filly, but Mr. Ed DOES have a Allman connection.

Seems like he had a couple of hits back in the day including this Blues tune written and sang by one Sheldon Allman. Wonder if there is any family connection?

quote:
"The Empty Feed Bag Blues"
Music, lyrics and vocals by Sheldon Allman

When I get up for breakfast
There's no oats in the the bin
Cause every thing is going out
and nothin's comin' in

Believe me when I tell you
I have heard the news
I got those empty feed bag
empty feed bag blues

My pretty filly told me
to stay away tonight
cause all that I bring with me
is a healthy appetite

Why am I so unlucky
me with four horse shoes
I got those empty feed bag
empty feed bag blues


Marge15 - 11/5/2008 at 09:23 PM

quote:This is a little off subject, but...

I was driving down Alcoa Hwy on the way home one evening several years ago. I was passing this old beat-up pick up truck with kind of a "grubby" looking driver. He had a bumper sticker that said:

I don't have to die to donate my organ.


So friggin funny!


Peachfan8 - 11/5/2008 at 09:34 PM

I can't believe bluedad hasn't found this thread yet!


Marge15 - 11/5/2008 at 09:35 PM

Lmao!


alanwoods - 11/5/2008 at 09:38 PM

quote:
quote:This is a little off subject, but...

I was driving down Alcoa Hwy on the way home one evening several years ago. I was passing this old beat-up pick up truck with kind of a "grubby" looking driver. He had a bumper sticker that said:

I don't have to die to donate my organ.


So friggin funny!



I thought I was going to have to pull over I was laughing so hard. The whole picture was just priceless.


Peachfan8 - 11/5/2008 at 09:41 PM

Before the Chastain show sat. night, John was hitting on these two young girls sitting on the tailgate of a truck. They were obviously in the 18-21 range. Bluedad asked one of them how old they were. I wish that I could remember exactly how it went.

Basically she ended up getting one over on Bluedad!

It was hillarious!


Marge15 - 11/5/2008 at 09:43 PM

Bluedad needs to get in this thread and defend hisself.


lolasdeb - 11/5/2008 at 09:54 PM

Bluedad needs to 'call me'.


Marge15 - 11/5/2008 at 10:02 PM

who IS bluedad?
lol!!


BigDaveOnBass - 11/5/2008 at 10:08 PM

My old favorite....."If I told you you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?"


Marge15 - 11/5/2008 at 10:18 PM

LMAO.
Good one.


alanwoods - 11/5/2008 at 10:37 PM

One of my best buddies, may he rest in peace, and I were in a bar one night and I was initially talking to this lady. Wm walks up (he was 6'7") looks down at this woman (she was in a tight T-shirt) and says "Dayum, you sure have some nice titties." I was mortified, embarassed beyond recovery. He took her back to my house later. He got away with that type of thing. Could really push the envelope. He also was really successful, and could show the class of royalty when he had to. I miss him.

I would have ended up with a drink in my face and a glass broken over my head.


bluedad - 11/6/2008 at 01:27 AM

My favorite...so far....

Me: "You know what would look good with you"?

Cute Lady: "No"

Me: "You"

It aint worked in a whole lot of years


Peachfan8 - 11/6/2008 at 02:14 AM

Maybe you should try that one out on one of your sleepwalking escapades!


alloak41 - 11/6/2008 at 02:23 AM

"Damn, you sure have a lucky boyfriend"

"I don't have a boyfriend."

" "


MikeBremer - 11/6/2008 at 02:47 AM

Hi , My names Fred Flinstone ........ I can make your bedrock.....


Hi, I'm milk & I'll do your body good.....


Not mine..... just saw them on the Tony Rock show.......


becksbolero - 11/6/2008 at 05:17 AM

let's play carpenter......

first we get hammered and then i nail you.


bigann - 11/6/2008 at 05:21 AM

A couple of kids pulled up next to our granddaughter as she was walking across the mall parking lot and one of the fellows leaned out the window and said 'You must be a parking ticket.' She asked him why he thought that and the kid replied ''Cause you've got fine written all over you.'


big-ed09 - 11/6/2008 at 06:09 AM

One of my favorites from Steve Martin in My Blue Heaven:
You know it's dangerous for you to be in this frozen food aisle
Why?
Cause you could melt all this stuff!


BIGV - 11/6/2008 at 11:06 AM

I noticed you and just had to walk over and introduce myself....


Then Smile


Marge15 - 11/6/2008 at 11:40 AM

You must be a parking ticket.' She asked him why he thought that and the kid replied ''Cause you've got fine written all over you.'

Hilarious

Me: "You know what would look good with you"?

Cute Lady: "No"

Me: "You"

(???Duh, I don't get it)


goldtopper - 11/6/2008 at 12:01 PM

I was talking to a girl in college about our heritage.

Me: Got any Polish in you?

Her: No

Me: want some?

Lead balloon.


Marge15 - 11/6/2008 at 12:08 PM

I was talking to a girl in college about our heritage.

Me: Got any Polish in you?

Her: No

Me: want some?

Lead balloon.

LMFAO!!My fave so far!


cvdiamond - 11/6/2008 at 08:19 PM

You must be from Knoxville???

Why is that??

Because you're the only Ten-I-See


alanwoods - 11/6/2008 at 08:23 PM

quote:
You must be from Knoxville???

Why is that??

Because you're the only Ten-I-See


I guess I should remember that one?


Rusty - 11/6/2008 at 08:41 PM

Maybe not a pick-up line, but while in the vicinity of the (female) object of your quest - slam down a telephone and say out loud, "I wish those damned pornographers would realize that everybody with a 12" penis is NOT interested in being in movies!"


moejimbo - 11/6/2008 at 08:48 PM

quote:
Maybe not a pick-up line, but while in the vicinity of the (female) object of your quest - slam down a telephone and say out loud, "I wish those damned pornographers would realize that everybody with a 12" penis is NOT interested in being in movies!"




That's too much work. I just pull my 12 inches out.


playallnite - 11/6/2008 at 08:52 PM

Nice night for an evening


The_Newt - 11/6/2008 at 09:11 PM

I've had women hit on me but they'll just make it sort of obvious and some will act all
surprised when I don't flirt back like they're used to. Let's just say I'm not one to
play mind games and I don't like how het women move slow.

Lots of butch/masculine bi/gay men say the following to me: "Woof!", "You look very hot in
leather!", and also when I'm dressed in leather "Hello Sir!"

I once had a guy with a facial fur fetish in a club tell me: "That moustache of yours
would feel great on my balls!" It didn't happen for him.

I usually can read people non-verbally pretty well like doing what they call cruising, I
have excellent bi/gaydar, and I'll just compliment a guy on his haircut/facial hair or say
that he looks handsome and we're usually normally in an environment where everyone that's there is into men.

I've had men who say that and swear up and down they're "straight" hit on me, and ask for
sex in all sorts of environments even in hetero bars and even in normal everyday places. I know these guys are closeted so I just keep that in mind.

Closeted men scare me so sometimes I'll talk to them but I don't do anything with closeted
men and I'm not even into hook ups/1 night stands anyway. I'm not into the fantasy of
"converting" a het guy anyway because it's not going to happen.

I've had men at leather bars physically pick me up, kiss me on the lips, and tell me how
I'm cute.

Heh I met and became friends with some of my best friends ever in a mixed crowd queer bar
when I was standing there and the one friend pulled my shirt to look at my very hairy chest and I eventually wound up taking my shirt off for them and got to know them and I made some of my best friends that night.

I once had a guy that seemed closeted and was probably married cruise me A LOT in a chain
department store when I was with my mom of all times and we finally got alone and he just
said to me, "I'd love to pull on that beard!" I said thanks and I wanted to ask him more
about himself or let him touch my facial hair and he just ran away all hot and bothered!


reneed - 11/6/2008 at 10:35 PM

dude walks up to me & say,,,,,,,,,,,you the best lookin woman in the place,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i look round & i'm the ONLY woman in the place


TerriB - 11/6/2008 at 10:56 PM

When I was about 19, my friend and I were about the last ones in a bar (drinking age was 18 back then) and a guy came up to me and said "You smoke just like Greta Garbo". I laughed my AO. We were busy playing the tank game, so he just walked away.


bob1954 - 11/7/2008 at 12:22 AM

Me: Excuse me, want to dance?
Her: No.
Me: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!


mash535 - 11/7/2008 at 02:12 AM

quote:
quote:
You must be from Knoxville???

Why is that??

Because you're the only Ten-I-See


I guess I should remember that one?


sniff - 11/7/2008 at 02:40 AM

No success- Lets grope moose face
Moderate success- nice lifetime collection of cellulite you got there


gotdrumz - 11/7/2008 at 03:01 AM


"sit on my nose and I will spin you around"


gina - 11/7/2008 at 03:08 AM

quote:
let's play carpenter......

first we get hammered and then i nail you.


Why does this look like the audience of a Great Southern show from the 70's?


gina - 11/7/2008 at 03:12 AM

quote:
dude walks up to me & say,,,,,,,,,,,you the best lookin woman in the place,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i look round & i'm the ONLY woman in the place




Do you remember the Mickey Gilley song "oh the girls all get prettier at closing time, they all begin to look like movie stars, if I could rate 'em on a scale of 1 to 10, I'm looking for a 9 but 8 could work right in, a few more drinks and I may slip to 5 or even 4, but when tomorrow morning comes, and I wake up with a number one, I swear I'll never do it anymore..."


BIGV - 11/7/2008 at 03:32 AM

quote:
Me: Excuse me, want to dance?
Her: No.
Me: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!



hahahahaha


alloak41 - 11/7/2008 at 05:41 AM

quote:
I've had some luck with...Hi my name is Ed


Time tested and market wise.


jamminpappy - 11/7/2008 at 06:43 AM

The most used line in a gay bar........ " can I push in your stool "


Marge15 - 11/7/2008 at 12:51 PM

quote:
You must be from Knoxville???

Why is that??

Because you're the only Ten-I-See


Cute. I like that one!


lolasdeb - 11/7/2008 at 04:06 PM

quote:
Me: Excuse me, want to dance?
Her: No.
Me: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

LMAO!!!


emr - 11/8/2008 at 02:55 AM

Had a friend in college who picked up a girl he barely knew. She hesitated going home with him; said she couldn't because he probably wouldn't know her name in the morning. He said that was true, because he didn't know it then. She bought it hook, line and sinker.


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